Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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