So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
