Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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