this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
