No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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