his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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