you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I wear drunk well.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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