marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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