that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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