it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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