My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
This baby is an asshole
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
