Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She tied me up with her honor cords...
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Randomize
