i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
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