Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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