Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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