How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
