He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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