He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
then he tried to convert me to islam
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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