is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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