The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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