shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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