you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
