I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Who died my cat blue again?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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