My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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