did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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