Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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