it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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