So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
only if we run a train.
done.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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