I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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