Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
this boner is exhausting
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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