I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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