Don't you send me to vm
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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