chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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