it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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