very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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