Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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