who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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