Hey man sorry I got all grabby
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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