When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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