Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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