Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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