That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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