Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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