This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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