dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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