Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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