The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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