these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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