oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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