So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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