Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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