giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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