is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
