He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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