Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Shame - the story of my life.
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