Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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