if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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