She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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