You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
