East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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