Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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